Friday, September 28, 2012

Embarrassing moments of the week

Shirt: Target // Sweater: F21 // Jeans: American Eagle // Shoes: Vans // Bracelets: F21

As promised I am going to be sharing some of the most embarrassing moments of my week.
Now, don't get your hopes up too high because these aren't that bad.

Although the second one would be bad if there had been people outside... but more on that in a second.

Story number one.
First, you all know that Monday was my first day back to school right?
Well, imagine me driving through a town that I do not know at all with about 15,000,000,000 kids running through ALL the streets of the town (not just the ones the college is on).
Yes, I did exaggerate. Geez, you catch me every time.
So there I am.
All I want is to find a dang parking spot so I can go to class, is that too much for a girl to ask?
I think not.
I have a little map that the school hands out with all the nearby streets and everything.
Note to whoever makes that freakin' map: in the future if you could please mark which streets are one ways and which way those one ways go, it would be very helpful. Thanks!
So, kids are scattering all about, I am driving like a grandma, looking for the street I am trying to turn onto. I come to the street at a very awkward 4 way stop.
I stop.
When it is my turn I start trying to turn onto the street, but a pedestrian runs in front of my car.
So again, I am stopped, but this time in the middle of the intersection.
While I am waiting I see the huge red
DO NOT ENTER sign, and realize that I am trying to go the wrong way down a one way street.
I try to reverse but there is a biker girl behind me.
I stop again.
 I try to go forward and there are like 8 other pedestrians. As I sit in the middle of the intersection, feeling like a horrible driver I realize all the other  drivers are staring at me. One lady gave me a death glare and I'm pretty sure one of them flipped me off.
... Oops
If only I had out of state license plates, I would have a good excuse.

But I survived the day.

Story number two.
Wednesday morning I was getting ready for school.
I got out of the shower and walked to my bedroom...
Let's all be adults here, I was not wearing clothing, but I did have a huge towel on my head.
Our window curtain was open a little bit because we had our fan in the window.
So I turned off the fan and went to close the curtain.
All very normal
Except when I was standing in front of that huge window, completely naked, and the curtain came crashing down in front of me!!
Dark outside, light inside. Which can only mean that if there was anyone outside, they have seen more of me than I would like for them to see!
Luckily it was 6am, and not many people are out and about on the streets at 6am.
At least I hope not!

Story number three.

This is how I welcomed my new neighbors into the neighborhood.
By putting on a wonderful show for them!
And yes, they did see my display of awesomeness.
They were sitting in their backyard about 5 feet away from me while I took these pictures.

Welcome to the neighborhood!
Have fun getting used to your crazy neighbors!

To the rest of you, have a great weekend! 
See you on Monday!
{And if you have any good embarrassing moments, send them my way!}

Linking up with:
Just Because Friday

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